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As a young gun reporter on the Saturday Express in 1990
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By Angela Bensemann
My work life less ordinary began cleaning offices when I was about 13 with my younger sister. That’s where I got the taste for: hard work = money in the bank = a new 10-speed bike (all the rage in the early 1980s).
From there it was natural to want to keep moving and get better jobs to buy the latest roller skates, shoes, jeans etc.
Working in a roadside fruit stall seemed like a step in the right direction. The pay was good - $3.54 an hour - the outfit somewhat less so. However the death to dog incident soon put paid to that job. I was 16 and the owners left me and a friend in charge of their orchard, fruit stall, and dogs while they went away for the weekend. The hubby told me to let the Rottweiler and Chihuahua out twice a day for a run while I was attending the stall. How was I to know that the Chihuahua would run into the path of oncoming traffic on State Highway 1 and get squashed? Needless to say this job did not end well and I resigned the next day. Lesson learnt – never let a Chihuahua play on the side of the road.
From there I went to volunteering at my local newspaper – the Marlborough Express. Here followed several years of holiday jobs reporting on local croquet games, diamond wedding jubilees and lost cats. My big break came when I got to write for the Saturday Express and moved up to ‘Bovine Bingo bit of fun for all’. Reporting on the two hundred people who crowded into a local carpark to watch Alethia the cow (and I quote) ‘drop her load’. If she dropped it on your square you won.
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An Angela Bensemann classic from the Saturday Express |
My days writing for the University of Canterbury student newspaper yielded slightly more in-depth assignments like ‘Stirring the Pot’ (to legalise or not – marijuana), ‘Overcrowding in lecture theatres’ and on the same theme – ‘Overcrowding reaches Lancaster Park’.
The biggest debate of the day was whether newspapers should print in colour - imagine... Oh the dizzying heights of journalism – it was soon to go to a whole other level: A job at a publishing company. I’d finally hit the big time or so I thought. As a naïve journalism graduate this was soon to become the job that stole my innocence!
I was surrounded by sales reps, who would have sold their own grandmothers to get that commission - one was sleeping with the office manager at lunch time and defrauding the company the rest of the time. The others were out back smoking pot when the boss was away. Friday drinks would begin at 10am when the boss would put a can of beer on my desk (that was
before I discovered wine). As you can imagine the rest of the day was a bit of a blur.